Some people claim that Pattaya doesn’t have a lot of fun daytime activities. So what is there really to do before sunset if you don’t feel like driving out of the city for another temple, overpriced theme park or low-key beach that might be quiet and beautiful but really too hot before 4 or 5pm? Well you could visit one of the many blow job bars in Pattaya that attract most of their customers before sunset.
Many guys are surprised when they find themselves at the exciting part of their happy ending massage and the girl only offering a hand job but no blow job (the only exception with almost guaranteed BJ’s might be Soi 6). And that’s the problem: If you want girls performing oral sex on you then you should never visit a massage salon, but instead one of the dedicated blow job bars.
Before we get into the juicy part I have some useful vocabulary for you (even though the girls in these bars do speak basic English of course):
- Blow Job means ɔm-kuai (อมควย) in Thai.
- Close Curtain means bìt-mâan (ปิดม่าน) in Thai – it’s the more sophisticated BJ Bars that have seating niches with surrounding curtains that can be closed as soon as your girl starts getting down on you (or not). There are even such short time “curtain hotels” in cities around Thailand where you would drive in with your car and hook up and they close the curtain for your privacy – roong-rɛɛm mâan rûut (โรงแรมม่านรูด).
- Swallow means glʉʉn (กลืน) in Thai (it’s not very common for the girls to do that though – if you really like that then better ask her before and you may have to hand her some extra tip).
I have already written a guide to the blow job bars in Bangkok and since it is so popular I decided to spend some time down in Pattaya to do some “field research” on the same topic. And believe it or not – there are even more BJ bars in Pattaya than in Bangkok.
It pretty much works the same way like in the bars in Bangkok, means you would go in, sit down, order a drink and look at the selection of girls. Often one of them will come to you right away (they usually have a “queue” like in the massage salons to make it fair for everyone, but of course you can politely tell her that you would like to relax and take a look around first).
Some guys prefer not to bother drinking at all and demand one of the girls for a blow job right away, but it depends on the bar, sometimes they ask you to buy her a drink first (and obviously one for you, too).
It won’t take long (usually less than a minute) until the girl grabs your dick and starts playing with it to make you horny. Do some small talk with her and after some time you can ask her if she wants to suck you (often it is she who asks).
There are usually different places where the blow job can be performed – if you are not shy you can have it done right in the middle of the bar with the other girls around. Sometimes they have darkened areas in the back of the bar, sometimes they have small rooms downstairs or upstairs and the really sophisticated bars have a curtain around the seating areas that can just be closed. Your girl will usually clean your penis with a refreshing tissue before she starts licking it.
One final thing to note: The blow job bars have also sex (short time) available for about 500 Baht extra. That usually comes down to around 1,300 Baht and gives a similar great deal like in the short time bars of Soi 6.
So here we go – this is the complete list of blow job bars in Pattaya along with descriptions and information on prices:
Lolitas (Soi Buakhao)
Lolitas is a long time favorite. Most of the girls are sitting outside, trying to attract customers. You can have a drink with them first or even play pool in the relatively small bar inside, but of course it’s the blow job you are coming here for and that one is performed in one of the small but neat private rooms upstairs. Each of them has got a red couch and a big mirror on the wall – and that’s it. Of course your girl will bring supplies like a towel for her to knee down as well as refreshing tissues for cleaning you up before and after. They also have a short time room for sex that comes with a bed, bathroom and shower.
Location: Coming from Soi Buakhao, walk into Soi Chaloem Phrakiat 25 and after about 50 meters Lolitas is located among the many naughty massage salons to your right.
- Girls: 7/10
- Blow Job: 700 Baht
- Short Time: 1,200 Baht
- Beer: 95 Baht
- Lady Drink: 100/140 Baht (Cola/Tequila)
Kittens Bar (Soi 13/2)
The newest BJ bar in this area and you will notice that immediately when you go in: New and modern set up, furniture and they even got a big TV connected to a laptop where both girls and customers choose the songs from YouTube. But more importantly, the girls are well above the typical blow job bar standard – young, attractive and very diligent to make you have a good time from the moment you sit down. They do have some of the typical red couches in the back of the bar, but strangely they require you to go upstairs into one of the rooms for the blowjob.
Location: Coming from Second Road, walk into Soi 13/2 (also known as Soi Post Office, simply because the Pattaya post office is in there) and you will find Kittens Bar after about 50 meters on the left side.
- Girls: 8/10
- Blow Job: 800 Baht
- Short Time: 1,000 Baht
- Beer: 80 Baht
- Lady Drink: 130 Baht
Pump Station 1 & 2 (Soi 13/2)
Right opposite of Kittens Bar (see above) is one of the two sister Pump Station bars. The girls in there aren’t that attractive, but they have one pretty hot and busty ladyboy so if you like that you might want to check it out soon. Again they don’t want you to be sucked right in the bar but instead go upstairs and that means you have to pay the room rent of 300 Baht which is included in the price for the blow job. Just like 20 meters further down the Soi is the original Pump Station bar and guesthouse with a similar girls’ quality.
Location: Opposite of Kittens Bar in Soi 13/2.
- Girls: 5/10
- Blow Job: 900 Baht
- Short Time: 1,500 Baht
- Beer: 80 Baht
- Lady Drink: 150 Baht
Billion Beer Bar (Soi 13/3)
One of the oldest BJ bars in Pattaya but it definitely has seen better times. Nowadays you might even find only two waitresses during the low season serving you with a drink and no blow jobs at all. Not sure what happened with this place, maybe they have stopped doing any marketing to their bar – yes, this street is fairly quiet anyway, but if they continue operating like that they will have a hard time to survive in the increasingly competitive industry. Only recommended to visit if you have been to all other places on this list (this should take a while).
Location: Coming from Second Road, walk into Soi 13/3 and you will reach the Billion Beer Bar after 50 meters on the right side.
- Girls: 3/10
- Blow Job: 1,000 Baht
- Short Time: 1,000 Baht
- Beer: 75 Baht
- Lady Drink: 100/150 Baht (Cola/Tequila)
Club 4 (Bang Lamung)
The currently best blow job bar in Pattaya. It’s being run by a French guy who really knows what his customers enjoy: Five extremely comfortable seating areas with mattresses and tables on them, each with curtains around that can be closed once you start with the blow job or short time and also surprisingly young and attractive girls. Some of them even worked in the Go Go Bars on Walking Street before but are too lazy to dance – but not too lazy to suck. Fantastic place Club 4 and if you only have enough time or money to visit one of these bars then I’d definitely recommend this one.
Location: Club 4 is quite off the tourist area more or less hidden in a residential area in the eastern part of Central Pattaya. Coming from Second Road, you could either walk there in 30-40 minutes or take a motorbike taxi for 60-80 Baht.
- Girls: 9/10
- Blow Job: 800 Baht
- Short Time: 1,300 Baht
- Beer: 95 Baht
- Lady Drink: 120 Baht
007 Club (Bang Lamung)
Right next to Club 4 is the 007 Club that is also French owned and has exactly the same concept: Six private seating areas with surrounding curtains. However, it’s not quite as comfortable compared to Club 4 and Pirate (see below) and the tables are quite far away from the couch. At least the bar girls make more than up for it – not only are they among the most attractive ones in this category but also do everything to make you feel great without being too pushing. That said, it’s usually you who asks them for a drink and not the other way around.
Location: Next to Club 4 (see above).
- Girls: 8/10
- Blow Job: 800 Baht
- Short Time: 1,300 Baht
- Beer: 95 Baht
- Lady Drink: 120 Baht
Pirates Hostess Club (Bang Lamung)
The third blow job bar in this area right next to 007 Club. It’s the latest addition in this category and believe it or not, I was told that they are planning to open even more similar bars in the near future not far from here. Pirates has the nicest bar counter of all places here together, it’s half-moon shaped and of dark wood and has at least a couple of foreigners drinking beer at most times while the girls are working on their dicks. For more privacy you can go to one of the intimate niches in the back of the bar.
Location: Next to 007 Club (see above).
- Girls: 7/10
- Blow Job: 800 Baht
- Short Time: 1,300 Baht
- Beer: 85 Baht
- Lady Drink: 130 Baht
Carre Blanc Le Club (Bang Lamung)
Maybe the naughtiest blow job bar in Pattaya. The girls at Carre Blanc may not be the youngest (most of them around 30) but they really know how to suck and please a guy. And not just that, they are also giving you the service right in the middle of the bar while the other ladies are watching. They do also have a mattress and pillow area in the back of the bar that can be closed with a curtain, but it’s really up to you since the girls are very open minded.
Location: Next to Club 4 (see above).
- Girls: 6/10
- Blow Job: 800 Baht
- Short Time: 1,300 Baht
- Beer: 100 Baht
- Lady Drink: 130 Baht
Telephone Bar (Sukhumvit-Pattaya 46/3)
Probably the most overrated blow job bar in Pattaya. It’s the one furthest away from the beach in the middle of a local residential area with nothing, absolutely nothing, else of interest around. Not even a 7-Eleven within 300 meter radius. Anyway, the bar as such is quite impressive, you walk through a Telephone Box (ring the bell first) and upon entry all staff (about 4-5 girls) will friendly greet you (same when you leave). The setup is all extremely cozy, laid back, dark and pretty much English Pub Style. Unfortunately the girls are not that attractive and even worse they are quite pushing, like they ask you for a drink before they even sit with you. Hopefully things change for the better in the future because the setup as such including their comfy short time rooms upstairs does have a lot of potential.
Location: The Telephone Bar is located in Sukhumvit-Pattaya 46/3 also known as Soi Batman (yes, seriously). Coming from Second Road, you could either walk there in about 50 minutes or take a motorbike taxi for 60-80 Baht.
- Girls: 4/10
- Blow Job: 800 Baht
- Short Time: 1,300 Baht
- Beer: 110 Baht
- Lady Drink: 150 Baht
Bar de la Poste (Soi Lengkee)
Bar de la Poste is owned by the same people who also run the Telephone Bar (see above). Unfortunately, it’s not much better. Just like its sister bar it looks quite interesting from the outside, and it’s also the blow job bar in Pattaya that does the biggest marketing to get customers (you can find their adverts in several German and French expat magazines). The best thing about this bar is that the staff is quite friendly – as soon as you walk in all of the girls (about 7-8) turn their heads to you, smile and say altogether “Sawatdee ka, good afternoon!”. Just like in the Telephone Bar it’s quite dark here and I think they do that so you don’t notice how the ladies really look like.
Location: You can find Bar de la Poste in the Buakhao area in a street called Soi Lengkee. Coming from Soi Buakhao, just walk down this street and you can’t miss the bar with its bright yellow walls in the center of the street on the left side.
- Girls: 4/10
- Blow Job: 800 Baht
- Short Time: 1,300 Baht
- Beer: 105 Baht
- Lady Drink: 150 Baht
Excite Club (Soi Chaloem Phrakiat 23)
Another typical and quite decent BJ Bar off Soi Buakhao with two seating niches surrounded by curtains and very friendly and diligent staff. As soon as they have customers they also close the main curtain at the entrance for a more intimate atmosphere. Similar for the songs they are playing in rather low volume so you can relax while talking to your lady and have a good time with her.
Location: Soi Chaloem Phrakiat 23 is better known as Soi Excite, just a 2 minute walk away from Soi Buakhao in Central Pattaya. It’s located about 50 meters down that Soi on the right side.
- Girls: 6/10
- Blow Job: 800 Baht
- Short Time: 1,300 Baht
- Beer: 95 Baht
- Lady Drink: 130 Baht
King’s Club (3rd Road)
Just 10 minutes walk from Excite Club is King’s Club. Again, there is nothing of interest in this area apart from this bar. Just a couple of hotels around and the busy 3rd Road. The girls in there are all sitting in a small room right behind the entrance and it’s more or less that kind of “suck & go” type of place. That said, you don’t usually see anyone playing on the pool table or sitting on the bar or restaurant-like seating areas.
Location: Coming from Second Road, walk to Soi Buakhao and then into Soi Excite. Walk all the way to the end of this Soi and you will see King’s Club right across the street on 3rd Road.
- Girls: 5/10
- Blow Job: 800 Baht
- Short Time: 1,200 Baht
- Beer: 90 Baht (75 Baht before 9pm)
- Lady Drink: 140 Baht
King Kong (Soi 6)
King Kong is one of the few blow job bars on Soi 6. It’s relatively small but it has some of the youngest and hottest girls on the strip. There is a darkened area in the back of the bar where you can get sucked off, but it’s not unlikely that you change your mind and want to take them upstairs for short time given the attractiveness of the girls here. The rooms are basic equipped with a big bed and mirror on the wall and the bathroom where you will take a shower together before and after is outside so take care of your belongings.
Location: Coming from Second Road, walk into Soi 6 and King Kong is one of the first bars on the left side.
- Girls: 8/10
- Blow Job: 800 Baht
- Short Time: 1,300 Baht
- Beer: 95 Baht
- Lady Drink: 150 Baht
Click Bar (Soi 6)
More commonly referred to as “Lick Bar” if you leave out the “C” and located right next to King Kong (see above) this is one of the few bars for guys to actually sit outside for a while, watch the ongoings on the streets and other bars and chit chat with the surprisingly many girls. The blow job can be performed inside right on one of the couches or upstairs if you wish to have more privacy or sex with your girl.
Location: Right next to King Kong on Soi 6.
- Girls: 8/10
- Blow Job: 800 Baht
- Short Time: 1,300 Baht
- Beer: 95 Baht
- Lady Drink: 140 Baht
My Friend You Bar (Soi 6)
The next BJ bar on Soi 6 where the girls are sitting outside as usual and yelling “hello, handsome man!” at the street walkers. Unfortunately, they aren’t as attractive as in the competing bars around, but of course there may always be exceptions. Inside you will find black leather couches in darkened areas where the blow job can be performed as soon as you ask for it. And of course My Friend You Bar also has rooms upstairs for the full service.
Location: Coming from Second Road, walk into Soi 6 and after about 70 meters you will find My Friend You Bar on the left side.
- Girls: 6/10
- Blow Job: 800 Baht
- Short Time: 1,300 Baht
- Beer: 80 Baht
- Lady Drink: 140 Baht
Full Moon Bar (Soi 6)
One of the best blow job bars on Soi 6 and also a long time favorite place for a quick short time. The only thing that’s kind of irritating here is that when you ask for a blow job they will usually demand you to follow the girl into the room downstairs instead of doing it right on one of the couches. Still, the girls are pretty hot in here and you will very likely have a memorable time. The short time rooms upstairs have two mirrors – one on the wall and one up on the ceiling for perfect views.
Location: Right next to My Friend You Bar (see above) on Soi 6.
- Girls: 8/10
- Blow Job: 900 Baht
- Short Time: 1,300 Baht
- Beer: 90 Baht
- Lady Drink: 130/150 Baht (Cola/Tequila)
Hope you enjoyed this guide and I will make sure to update this page in the future.
